evan-dicapri0:

can i just say it is extremely humbling to see my husband taking our marriage so seriously and wearing our wedding band at work.

ahs fandom at night

fiftyshadesofdevingray:

I don’t know how I feel about Evan Peters now, he likes Miller Lite and that tastes like drinking a giant cup of piss.

#dead

I wish to have another couple’s argument with Bella

evanpeterssexualfrustrations:

ahsvigilante:

also known as @evanpeterssexualfrustrations about her lack of time with me on tumblr

It will happen whenever she decides to sign the fuck on -____-

He paid some of us compliments

but had a full blown convo with dont-be-a-whorecrux

they know each other

I am set in my ways therefore I shall not believe any other reason

oh dear Moses above the earth

the titled page said “ghost gangsta”

I died laughing

i’m sorry “Tate” please don’t kill me; if you were to see this.

If my alter ego met Evan

• Me : ( tip toes up to Evan's ear while placing panties in his back pocket) here's something to remember me by
• Evan : Remember?...hold up ..what did you just put in my back pocket?
• Me : a cloth of my sexual frustrations for you, when you get tired of playing these games with me give me a call..they're located on there as well (walks away like a badass)
• Evan : (clueless face until he puts his hands in his back pocket & pulls out the panties) SHIT!

tweeetsonurface:

i wonder how badly bashed i’m going to get when i start dating a celebrity

lmao I wouldn’t give a shit if I was getting bashed because of fan girls…everytime those fan girls saw me in a video or picture I would do the haters gonna hate gif walk

the exact fucking walk and facial expression lmao

tates-nipples:

bonified-hot-t:

yougermanygay:

Sadly there are fans that do no approve of Evan smut, and with a majority of the fandom learning this
They are not in the Evan fandom anymore
*bangs gavel*

i don’t have the “it is law” gif somebody post it ok

wait what…why not…I’m learning too many negative facts today

Evan Peters is a Sex God: mmm where's Bella?!<--- (this was a moan lmao)→

ahsvigilante:

evanpeterssexualfrustrations:

ahsvigilante:

* lmfao: this has been a brief lesbian post to one of my many lovers haha*

[ since you always shout me out first on your blog, I thought I’d go first and throw a little sex in it ;) ]

OH EM GEE!…

I said I didn’t wanna hear/read any excuses..see dis be the shit …this relationship is not gonna work itself out lmao & please don’t do that I like my women and men in school so that they can be rich and take curr of me lmao